Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Stephenie Meyer
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde?...
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde?...
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde?...
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde?...
About This Quote

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool is a humorous way of saying, “Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to kill a blonde?” The quote speaks about the frustration that comes from being stuck with a stubborn person. If you are stuck with a stubborn person then you need to know how to deal with them! This quote is very useful when dealing with stubborn people because it makes them think about what they are doing. When they see their own reflection in the water they might realize that what they did was wrong and they will stop doing it.

Source: Breaking Dawn

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